In today's world there's an app for everything, including one that tells you how well you perform in the sack. The Spreadsheet app will reveal to you how many thrusts per minute you do, how long you have sex for and how loud you and your partner get. And it tracks all this data so you can look back and see if your sexual prowess is improving. The Spreadsheet app can be used anywhere —the bed, the couch, they even suggest a hammock. They do not suggest any wet place like a shower or pool. All you have to do to track your time between the sheets is put your phone on the surface where you're having sex and it will record you getting it on. Of course, my first thought is "Gross, it records you!" But the website clarifies that the video and audio recordings cannot be played back. Thank goodness! I feel like I should be shocked by this app —do we really need an app to tell us if we're good in bed, can't we just ask our partner? But I think many people are having sex earlier and earlier in their relationships. In our 4th annual Sex Survey, 18 per cent of participants admitted to having sex on the first date and only 29 per cent of those surveyed wait more than 5 dates before having sex. The earlier you have sex in a relationship, the harder it is to ask your partner how you are in the sack. The trust just isn't there yet. So I understand why Spreadsheet was created. I'm still a little unsure of this app, but if it helps men gain some confidence, then who am I to judge. I just hope the men do as the website advises and inform their partner that they're using the app! Would you use this app? ©istockphoto/Synergee