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From the Mind of a 6 Year-Old
Culture & Entertainment
From the Mind of a 6 Year-Old
If you ever want to know what's in the mind of a 6 year old boy, here's an example. We were in the car driving to an after school activity. We had just talked about moving to a bigger house and Baby Boy was looking out the window, lost in thought. BB:
I like small houses. You know why? There aren’t as many rooms so you don’t need as much furniture and you can save money. After staring out the window for a while, he spoke again. BB:
I know where the end of the rainbow is. It’s in Scotland. Me: Ireland. BB:
Ireland. Why do the leprechauns hide their gold there in Scotland? Me: Ireland. BB:
Ireland. Why? Me: It’s special. BB:
Can we go there? Me: Sure. BB:
How much gas will we need to drive there? Me: We need more than gas, it’s across the sea. BB:
How long would it take in a motorboat? Me: How big? BB:
5 engines. Me: 2 weeks. BB:
Are there sharks there? Me: In Ireland? No. BB:
Jelly fish? Me: No. BB:
Gators? Me: No. BB:
Crocs? Me: No. Pinter pause. BB:
Ok. Slightly smaller pause. BB:
Mom, when we move, will you still be the best cook? I smile. But before I can respond he bursts out with:
Want to see what this bird’s brain looks like? It’s not disgusting or anything.
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