A few weeks ago I shared a few of my favourite quotes about cats and a few fun words about dogs. I couldn't resist adding a third volume to the series. With this collection everyone from world leaders to the rather-not-be-named offers up an opinion on cats versus dogs. Here are 9 quotes I particularly like: • "Dogs have owners, cats have staff." – Anonymous • “A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.” – Robert Brault [caption id="attachment_10072" align="aligncenter" width="278" caption="Photography: Ohnoitsjamie"] [/caption] • “ Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” – Mary Bly • "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." – Anonymous • “In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” – Dereke Bruce • "A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend." – Robert J. Vogel [caption id="attachment_10073" align="aligncenter" width="200" caption="Photography: Claudio Matsuoka"] [/caption] • “If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” – Alfred North Whitehead • "Cats are ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish." – James Gorman • "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." – Jeff Valdez Do you have a favourite quote that compares cats and dogs? Or maybe one about rabbits and guinea pigs?