Tee hee! I think I've got a case of the five o'clock giggles, because I am busting a gut over these tiny faux mustaches to knit. They're perfect for anyone in your life who couldn't quite get it together enough to grow a mustache for Movember – or, you know, for using as a disguise when you cut out of work early to watch a matinee of the new Muppets movie. Whatever. Go on, have a look!